December 23, 2011

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I- AMC Loews Kips Bay

Mike: I don't know why I watch these movies. I think I rented the first one, but then the other two I watched on airplanes. On trans-atlantic flights, you've got a lot of time to kill, so why not? Plus, I try to keep a pulse on what kids are into these days. They're absolutely awful, and I went to see this one because - first, I've gotten this far, why not watch the last two? And second, I read an article about what the fourth Twilight book is about, and it's absolutely ridiculous. I had to see this to believe it. The movie was terrible as I expected and some pretty stupid stuff happens in it. Taylor Lautner falls in love with a baby. And Robert Pattinson makes love to Kristen Stewart so hard and intense that she almost dies. I'd say you have to see it to believe it, but really, spare yourself. I saw it at an A.M. matinee - nice and quiet, a few weeks into release. There were only two other people in the auditorium. Erica had zero interest so I had to go by myself, as part of a double feature with another film she didn't want to see.

With a review like this, does anyone blame me for not wanting to see this movie? As amazing as it sounds....I'll pass.

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